1 – Jukeboxes. I love jukeboxes. I didn’t until my friend Jose taught me the artform of selecting the music to become a modern opera. The way to do this: select every Britney Spears / Justin Timberlake / Christina Aguilara / Michael Jackson / etc., song that you can. If you are thinking that Abba or Blondie would annoy the patrons, you are wrong. Though you may not want to listen to them when you are sober and driving to work, they can be cool while pounding a few back with friends. The right way to select music is to find what would aggravate you or anyone else while drinking. Any jukebox that has “Sexyback,” “Oops, I did it again,” “Man in the Mirror,” or 1980’s Madonna is a winner. Remember, the goal is to play so many bad songs and load up the juke box so no one else can hear theirs so you can clear out the bar. Then you can sit back, relax, and not worry about anyone bumping into you and spilling your drink, hitting on your lady, or some other random party foul. I love jukeboxes. And for the record, Snookie’s Bar in North Dallas has the best!
